No. I am not.
One of the many reasons men should not comment on a woman’s weight unless she mentions it.. You end up looking like a jackass
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Blurry as fuck. #tittytuesday
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I and W
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
pretty much daily, usually petty reasons. lately I’m jealous of everyone who lives in NC …for reasons
W - An idol.
I don’t really have an idol..
Anonymous asked: I could make you squirt ;) 💪. Foreel
1. No, you can’t because (A) you will never be able to touch me. And thank fucking goodness for that (B) my body does not do that. The end
2. It’s gross and I’m glad my body doesn’t do it.
Now die. Foreel
most boring followers ever.
every time I post any kind of ask game, nothing.
I’m going back to twitter and instagram this week.
bye
A - If I’m in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’
G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - How old I am.
K- What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.PLEASEEEEEEEEEE?
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Anonymous asked: I want to be you
There can only be one
Anonymous asked: Hello Ms. Elite. You looking sexier and sexier every time I see you.
Hi. Thank you
alphanova369 asked: What is your favorite sexual thing to do? You're very beautiful btw.
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10. “[Pregnancy from rape is] a gift in a very broken way, the gift of human life, and accept what God has given to you…[rape victims should] make the best of a bad situation.” -Rick Santorum
9. “Back in my day, they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between…
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Alabama city destroying ancient Indian mound for Sam’s Club
This is complete bullshit on SO many levels.
1) It belongs to someone else
2) It’s sacred to that someone
3) It’s against the fucking LAW
4) Wrong, just fucking wrong…I have no more words
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Family Guy
- Rape jokes
- Eating disorder jokes
- Pedophilia jokes
- Racist jokes
- Molestation jokes
- Self harm jokes
King of the Hill
- Body positive
- No rape jokes, ever.
- No eating disorder jokes, ever.
- No pedophilia, because Hank would’ve kicked their ass.
- The closest thing to racism was Racist Dawg, and that wasn’t really racist.
- Self harm jokes? Nope.
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